what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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