Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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