I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
