Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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