The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You pole danced in your parka.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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