did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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