Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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