FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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