I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
The beer is more important than you right now.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Randomize
