new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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