I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish I only lived at night.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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