He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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