He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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