I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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