WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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