And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
