Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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