I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
