awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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