At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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