I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
