your parents love me but you hate me
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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