Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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