dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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