i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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