Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
where are you?
Hypothermia
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I wish there were birth control emojis
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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