I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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