We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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