okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
