I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Randomize
