I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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