we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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