it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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