i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
