check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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