I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
