the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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