Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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