I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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