I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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