going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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