Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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