I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Randomize