i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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