Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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