btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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