We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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