So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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