So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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