I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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