But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just pynch a tree in the face
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
