Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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