He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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