windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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