I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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