i just google imaged poop.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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