he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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