I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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